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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Who is someone that inspires you?
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Still no good
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Nuts and Butts
So they tried
What does it mean if someone asks if it’s pink?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
How do I cope with the fact that I will never have a girlfriend?
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Just Forget it!
What are some good inspirational movies?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
No, not a chance
Why am I so triggered and depressed over a minor thing?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
What is the most unwatchable movie you have sat through?
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
What are some difficulties in a JEE aspirant's life?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
What was the first Native American tribe to inhabit Long Island, NY?
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
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